Newton Knows Best by EntirelyToo

Name: Newton Knows Best
Author: EntirelyToo
Website: UK.org
Rating: PG
Link:http://unknowableroom.org/318/1/
Status: 3 Chapters, Complete.
Description:Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion first hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...One chapter for each law. Enjoy!

Best Line: “I heard nothing. I am not a part of this conversation. I will not be caught in the middle, and I will not be scraping your remains from the ceiling if you piss her off any more. I am not here. You cannot see me.” Remus J Lupin